Quotable Quotes

Ever seen the movie called "Lost in translation"? hmmm........

Me: "Do you like coffee?"
OP: "I can take care of myself Madame!"
Me: "ok"


OP: "How long are you staying?" (in country)
Me: "For at least 5 more weeks, I'm sure you'll be sick of us by then"
OP: "Yes, Madame!" (maybe there was no confusion!)


OP: "The guest is god. Whatever they say, whatever they want."


Me: "What I like about your store is that everything is marked, that's good."
OP: "Any shopkeeper that doesn't have his items marked should be taken out to the street and shot dead immmediately!"


OP: "yeah, yeah, yeah..."


OP: "definitely"
a standard answer from one waiter to everything we asked


Me: "I need 2 towels this time, one for my husband"
OP: "Oh, did you get married Madame?"
Me: "No, I'm just living in sin with this guy" just kidding..I didn't say that